Queen of The Night

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by Thomas Sullivan

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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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Happy 32nd Birthday Draco Lucius Malfoy! → June 5, 1980

Draco was the only child of Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy (née Black), who were both born into old, wealthy pure-blood families. Through his mother, Draco was a descendant of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black and the great-great-great grandson of Phineas Nigellus Black. Both the Malfoys and the Blacks had traditionally been in Slytherin House for centuries and strongly disapproved of any relatives who did not follow this tradition. [x]

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Oh the BBQ’s =D

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theglamournazi:

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nightsasunder:

$57.50

It wasn’t that high a few months ago….

$86 fight me

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me: $17

and just for fun, LUNICK: $33

HE GOT ALSMOST DOUBLE WHAT I DIDD?!?!!?!?! i hate everything

$40.00

$62.50. Also, a whole package of oreos, sir or madame. Package.

$26.50 :D Im practically angelic haha

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goblinhoarder:

people keep telling me to smoke pot and i’m trying to but it’s not working???

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Stop dying rory!

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ancslove:

What if you still want “gay” to mean “fun” or “happy”?

~~Yeah, I know that’s not the point of this graphic, but hey if you’re gonna make an option chart like this, why not include the original meaning as well?~~

#epic win

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